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a plea in favour of prohibiting same-ish sex ‘marriage’

“Because my feeling is, when God made man and woman He had something very specific in mind. It goes without saying that He did not want men marrying men, or women marrying women, but also what He did not want, in my view, was feminine men marrying masculine women.

“Which is why I developed my Manly Scale of Absolute Gender.”
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“ Well, one solution I have proposed is divorce - divorce followed by remarriage to a more suitable partner. K, for example, could marry a voluptuous high-voiced N.F.L. cheerleader, who would more than offset his tight feminine derrière, while his ex-wife, S, might choose to become involved with a lumberjack with very large arms, thereby neutralizing her thick calves and faint mustache.”

07.03.2004

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