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the modern age - no ability needed, or wanted ‘The artiste speaks’:
A.N. Other ‘artiste’ speaks:
And what are they going on about?
One hour of ‘fame’ each 24 hours
a day. Uhhh urrrrhh - perhaps it’s better you do just stand there. Yet another inspiring British achievement. How painful is the society of sheep. the web address for the article above is |
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but, but I don’t want to buy vista, [Genuine conversation. I didn’t buy.] “I quite like this machine. How much will you knock off if I don’t have Vista?”
“I don’t want Vista, I want to install Linux.”
“No, I already have Linux, I want you to remove Vista so that the computer is cheaper.”
“ No, I have Linux and can install it myself. I can remove Vista myself too, I just don’t want to pay MS for it."
“No, Linux is free, and I don’t want Vista at all.”
“ Yes, that’s why I use Linux.”
“ Because it’s expensive and I want to use Linux instead.”
[Etc.] the web address for the article above is | |
the sums on killing germs - hey, someone is trying to sell me dettol Apparently it kills 99.9% of all germs. Each bacterium can become 2,000,000 by morning. So if I start with 2,000,000 germs, Dettol will leave me with 2000 germs. So, by tomorrow, I’ll have (all things being
equal J) And I expect those’ll be the toughest germs in the pack. This does not look like a done deal to me. Naturally, some smart ass suggests I may have more than 2,000,000 at the start, but I can’t see that helping with this sort of payoff!! the web address for the article above is | |
make two pounds worth of oil a day in your backyard - a snip at only 69,000 euro start-up price
Are these people confused, or can they switch fluently between dollars, euro, gallons, litres? Is the chaos of information offered part of the salesman’s smokescreen?
These people must see the marks - sorry, customers - coming right from the other side of the Atlantic [algaelink.com is based in the Netherlands]. the web address for the article above is | |
useful fun for those with spare time and some persistence - swarm behaviour Download software, including data source files from this page, which also includes short sample videos. This software was created to scientifical analyse flocking behaviour, but it makes pretty patterns as well:
related material modelling behaviours - the study of apparently complex behaviour, arising from (often very few) simple rules the web address for the article above is | |
peak oil and the one horsepower answer related material < the web address for the article above is | |
boomeranging in zero gravity - from xavier Japanese astronaut, Takao Doi, took two paper boomerangs with him when he was part of the recent Space Shuttle Endeavour trip to the International Space Station. Yasuhiro Togai, 2006 world boomerang champion, taught Takao Doi how to throw a boomerang and provided the ’rangs. The question Togai wanted answered was, “Does a boomerang fly in zero gravity?”. And the answer: Yes, his boomerang did come back! related material Lead from Pink Tentacle. the web address for the article above is | |
jobsworths, politicans and rubbish collection
Try and understand jobsworths. The objective is not to provide bin space or rubbish removal, the objective is to maximise income. That can be achieved in three ways:
No. 2 has the problem of providing for, and therefore paying for, more bins, and the jobsworths have to do twice as much work every two weeks. No. 3 has the associated problems of reprinting forms, retraining jobsworths and squeezing increasing amounts out of the poor. Obviously, the most satisfactory and cost effective method is the method chosen by Whitehaven Council. You require intelligence to be a politician. These are not simple problems. It is also the duty of politicians to increase employment. Thus, to drive the offender into penury will provide more work for tax inspectors and dole executives to replace the money purloined from ‘the offender’. With real effort, imprisonment could follow with much benefit to builders, prison officers, probation operatives, rehabilitation services and others. Finally, remember the common British ‘solution’ for too much rubbish is to drive a few miles and dump the unwanted trash outside someone else’s abode, or in a skip, or on some lonesome embankment. the web address for the article above is | |
new uk coin ‘designs’, symbolising the break-up of the UK
The new, official coinage for the United Kingdom, or Great Britain as it used to be more commonly known, has no image of Britannia, the lady that has symbolised Great Britain for centuries. Instead, the coins show the royal coat of arms in fragments. One wonders at the (unconscious) messages being given out. the web address for the article above is | |
living pictures in rice paddies
2007:
The images remain until they are harvested:
2006:
[Lead from pinktentacle.com, where further rice art examples are shown on this page.] related material the web address for the article above is | |
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